Creation Story :Marines Style:In the beginning was the word, and the word was God. In the beginning was God, and all else was darkness and void, and without form. So God created the heavens and the Earth. He created the sun, and the moon, and the stars, so that light might pierce the darkness. The Earth, God divided between the land and the sea, and these he filled with many assorted creatures.And the dark, salty, slimy creatures that inhabited the murky depths of the oceans, God called sailors. And he dressed them accordingly. They had little trousers that looked like bells at the bottom. And their shirts had cute little flaps on them to hide the hickys on their necks. He also gave them long sideburns and shabby looking beards. God nicknamed them "squids" and banished them to a lifetime at sea, so that normal folks would not have to associate with them. To further identify these unloved creatures, he called them "petty" and "Commodore", instead of titles worthy of red-blooded men.And the flaky creatures of the l
Generation Kill - Marine quoteIn November 1775, I was born in bomb crater. My mother was an M-16 & my father was the devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I eat concertina, piss napalm & I can shoot a round through a fleas ass at 300 meters. I travel the globe, festering on anti-Americans everywhere I go, for the love of Mom, Chevrolet, baseball & apple pie. I'm a grunt. I'm the dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, beautiful little Son of a bitch that's kept the wolf away from the door for the 225 years. I'm a United States Marine. We look like soldiers, talk like sailors, slap the *beep* out of both of them. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the rope from the Army & the anchor from the Navy. And on the 7th day, when God rested, we over-ran his perimater and we've been running the show ever since. Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by God. Semper Fidelis.